never call me quirky you turds

thecaffeinator:

Imagine dating Zooey though I mean my god

“LEt’s EAT NAILS”

no Zooey we can’t eat nails that’s not quirky it’s just incredibly painful

“LET’s STAPLE SMILEY FACeS to OUR FACES AND GO TO A SUPERMARKST AND SAY ‘WE WANT TWO FOODS’”

no. what? the supermarket isn’t a restaurant Zooey

stop sniffing me

Posted on May 27, 2012 via I hate you vampire dad with 7 notes

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javierbricio:

rene magritte - clairvoyance

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Posted on May 27, 2012 via ART with 233 notes

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guysanddollsandkleptomaniacs:

My Dad is going to kill me for doing this to our usually oh-so-National-Geographic-y desktop.

Posted on May 27, 2012 via The teenybops bop it up with 2 notes

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Posted on May 27, 2012 via Your New Name with 769 notes

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gingerhaze:

fuckyeahblackwidow:

The Avengers storyboards by Jane Wu.

WOAH

when i was little i wanted to do storyboard art then i realized it’s hard

Posted on May 26, 2012 via Fuck Yeah, Black Widow with 10,105 notes

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archiemcphee:

There’s nothing like the awe of a child encountering a new life form, but in this fantastic shot by Christopher of CMGW Photography, entitled “First Contact”, it looks like the feeling radiating from this enormous old manatee might be mutual.

What an awesome shot. We can’t stop smiling.

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Tagged: manatee